Your Questions About North Carolina Hunting License

Joseph asks…

Where is a good place to live in North Carolina?

I have been researching on my own, but decided to get outside help, i.e. Yahoo Answers, to assist me in finding a place that would suite me in North Carolina.

I am a Licensed Professional Counselor, so I would need a more populated area for work purposes. However, my interests are extremely varied. I enjoy hiking, shooting, Dog Parks and activities with my Border Collie (any agility or fly ball centers would be ideal), and I am looking to get back into Camping and fishing (neither of which I haven’t done in years), and I really want to learn to hunt if I can find someone to show me the ropes. As for more “civilized” hobbies, I am a bit of a geek and like game stores with board/card games, coffee houses, and a nice bar/pub in town (with good wings). I can’t think of anything else to add at the moment.

So far my research has pointed me towards the Asheville area, but I figured I’d ask to get suggestions on other places to look.

Thanks for the help all! If you need me to add details to help just let me know and I’ll be happy to do so.
Does anyone know if Morganton, NC is a nice place to live? I’ve been offered a job in that area and there is also a State Psychiatric Hospital in that city.

jonthepain answers:

If you’re looking for more a populated area near the mountains, then……

Asheville, NC. It’s a wonderful city and it if very beautiful with mountains surrounding the city. The downtown area is very nice with lots of small shops, bars, and coffee houses. In addition, it is not too far from The Great Smoky Mountains and the beautiful Blue Ridge Parkway. Also, lots of trails (day trips and backpacking trips), waterfalls, hunting, and fishing (especially trout) near the area. It is also fairly touristy with The Biltmore Estate being located in Asheville.

If you can live in a smaller city, then I would look into Hickory, NC. It’s about 40 min. From the mountains (where you can hunt, fish, camp, etc) and it has ~50,000 people. There are some good parks and bars, but it is a fairly quiet and relaxing town with a low standard of living.

Other cities to look into are: Boone and Blowing Rock (although these are fairly small mountain
cities), and Winston-Salem (200,000+ city with your wanted activities nearby. It also has a
good downtown and historic area)

Thomas asks…

how do laws like these get passed?

13.Alabama: You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

8.California: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

7.Nebraska: A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.

6.Maine: Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.

5.North Carolina: It’s against the law to sing off key.

4.Louisiana: It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.

3.California: You may not set a mouse trap without a hunting license.

2.Maryland: It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.

pardon the numbers they mean nothing. but my question is how exactly do these laws get passed? Im writing an essay on how voting really does make a difference, is this possibly the result of not enough voting?

jonthepain answers:

I’ve actually researched a few of these, and it turns many of these are urban legends.

I can tell you for a fact that Maryland one is nothing more than a fanciful, goofball wording of very normal laws (for example it has always been illegal to own a lion in the first place without a permit to own a feral cat, and they cannot be brought to public places without meeting certain regulations.)

Charles asks…

can i hunt alone at 16?

i am wondering if i can hunt alone at 16. i live in North Carolina and i often go backpacking and will hunt for squirrel while camping out. so is it lawful for me to hunt alone? i am hunter safety certified and have my lifetime hunting and fishing license.

jonthepain answers:

You can Hunt alone I beleive, but you cannot own a rifle until 18. Just be sure that it’s squirrel season and that you have tags or bags for your kills.

Chris asks…

Who would like to hear some good ‘bible belt’ jokes?

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an
invoice,
so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He
called
her into his office and said, “You graduated from the University of
Georgia
and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how
much
would you take off?”

The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, “Everything but my
earrings.”

You gotta love those Georgia women.

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Alabama :

A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under
the weight of an eight-point buck. “Where’s Henry?” the others asked..

Henry had a stroke of some kind. He’s a couple of miles back up the
trail,”
the successful hunter replied.

“You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?” they
inquired.

“A tough call,” nodded the hunter. “But I figured no one is going to
steal
Henry!”

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Louisiana:

A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying… “When the end of the
world
comes I hope to be in Louisiana.” When asked why, he replied he’d
rather
be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later
than in the rest of the civilized world.

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South Carolina:

The young man from South Carolina came running into the store and said
to
his buddy, “Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking
lot!”

Bubba replied, “Did you see who it was?

“The young man answered, “I couldn’t tell but I got the license
number.”

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Tennessee:

A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper
asked,
“Got any ID?” The driver replied, “Bout whut?”

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North Carolina:

A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the
road
and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one
behind
it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the
scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back.
He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, “I have a flat tire.”

The passerby asked, “But what’s with the flowers?”

The man responded, “When you break down they tell you to put flares in
the
front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither.”
ADDED: Just so you know, I’m from Georgia. We do laugh occasionally.
cathorsec, i guess there’s nothing funny happening in Mississippi,lol
rangedog, go ahead

jonthepain answers:

After their eleventh child was born, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, so the husband went to his doctor and told him they didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor explained that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could solve the problem. He instructed the husband to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten.

The husband said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest man, doc, but I sure don’t see how puttin’ a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is gonna help.”

Thinking it might be a good idea for them to get a second opinion, the couple drove to Georgia. The doctor there was just about to explain the procedure for a vasectomy when he realized they were from Alabama. Instead, he told the man to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten.

Figuring that both doctors couldn’t be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He then held the can up to his ear and started to count, “1, 2, 3, 4, 5 … “, at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand …

Sharon asks…

Im 16, can i carry a 12 guage in my/my friends truck?

me and my friends are gonna be hunting this season and he is 17 and has his license (not permit)
say i wanted to go with him and wanted to bring a shotgun,
1 – is it legal for a 16 and 17 year old to be driving around with shotguns that are legally registered to our parents in the truck in North Carolina
2 – if a cop pulls us over for say a speeding and we do what were supposed to do and tell him we have firearmse in the car, what kind of trouble could we get into?

jonthepain answers:

Both you and your parents will go to jail. Shotguns are only used to hunt ducks. If it is not duck season and you do not have a license you can be assumed to be conducting illegal activities. You are underage and in possession of a firearm. Getting caught will ruin your life. No one will hire you because you will become a felon. Forget guns and get new friends.

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Your Questions About Hunting Coyotes In California

Nancy asks…

Where in southern California can I hunt some coyotes with my bow?

I went to the Cleveland National Forest in the Trabuco Canyon area, but saw nothing. Would be great if I could get some advice .

jonthepain answers:

Out towards the back gate of pendleton is a large dairy farm…can’t remember the name…. They are known for running trespassers off the place at gun point…. But go in and ask if you can hunt coyotes and they will most likely out the place up to you….. I did this years ago, and they gave me a hired hand to help…. I was trapping and took over 70 yotes in alittle over three weeks….. So, take a call, and see how you do

Richard asks…

Where in southern California can I hunt coyotes with my bow?

I live by the Cleveland National Forest.

jonthepain answers:

Get very good maps from the Forest Service and/or BLM, so you can stay out of any Park areas, and the National Forest rangers can tell you exactly what local rules are, for what kind of hunting is open where and when. Be sure and ask for a fire permit. But first, get some practice with a dying rabbit call out there in the actual wilderness. A good digital camera (3 Megapixels or bigger) set for up-to-max optical zoom is plenty for the assortment of non-huntable birds of prey which will come in to any old squawk. Coyotes are smarter, however, and you won’t see any until your calling skills develop, and therefore you won’t need a gun for a while. Oh, you said bow. Well, pick a heavy cover spot, so they will come in to bow range! Once in heavy cover up near the Columbia River, my calling got me smacked in the face by a Red-tailed Hawk! I wasn’t injured but it bent up my glasses a little. It happened so fast, there wasn’t much opportunity for anything beyond species recognition! Do note that setting a digital camera for max optical zoom, doesn’t interfere with enlargement later on, assuming the target is somewhere in the taken frame, while using digital zoom when shooting creates just as severe of a pointing accuracy requirement, but also severely limits enlargeability. Of course use the maximum resolution, which means the fewest number of takeable pictures, for the maximum enlargeability and croppability, as you will usually be off-target somewhat! If you need more pictures, upgrade camera memory to the maximum you can afford. The wider up-to-max optical/ min digital zoom plan is the most strategic for getting results. Use Adobe 3.2 or Picassa to crop away the extra while preserving and defacto enlarging the part with the actual target in it, perhaps located on the lower corner of the quick shot! Just be glad you got it at all, in the 1/2 second window of opportunity you had offered to get it in! With stabilization turned ON, it won’t be blurry! Good Luck. Regards, Larry.

Steven asks…

is it leageal to hunt coyote in southern california?

just wondering if it is leagal to hunt coyote in southern california. and if so what are the the seasons and some breif laws. and any information and where to find good information.

jonthepain answers:

Yes, it’s legal. There is no season on coyotes as they are considered a varmit – you can hunt them year round.

The link below is to the best Hunting message board I’ve found, and they have “regional” forum where CA hunters post. I’m assuming your going to be trying to call them in, good luck!

Http://www.huntingnet.com/forum/

Sandy asks…

Is there any public hunting land in southern California?

Me and some friends are wanting to go coyote hunting and rabbit hunting.Hunting on the Marine Corps base is getting extremely old.
I am a Marine BTW.
So Im not a gun hating hippy!
Im from GA stationed in CA

jonthepain answers:

Depending on where you are in CA…. I guessing your at camp pendleton….. If so, head east, there is the cleveland national forest and there are parts that are open to hunting…. If your really looking to get serious then head out along the colorado river…. Get a map and look for coyote canyon…. There are miles and miles of hunting in that area…. El Centro has good bird hunting and there are alot of coyotes…… If your into trapping, then areas along the back gate (oceanside) into pendleton are good…. There is a large dairy farm there and I had permission to trap coyotes there years ago (1983 ) I took over 40 yotes in 3 weeks….. Those were some good old days and the tree huggers didn’t even know I was trapping…. So, look around and there are alot of good areas…. The El Centro area is good and along the river also but, it’s really hot in the summer time…. Having only about 1 -2 % of the people in CA that hunt, really does have it’s good points. Good luck and have a blast….

Susan asks…

Can you hunt coyotes in Cleveland National Forest in California.?

Can you hunt anything in Clevland National Forest, varmints, preditors, deer?

jonthepain answers:

Hunting: The Cleveland National Forest is open to hunting according to season schedules and hunting regulations set by the California Department of Fish and Game, all areas are restricted to entry by foot or vehicle, as noted above.

OPEN FIRES ARE NEVER ALLOWED in remote areas on the Cleveland National Forest.

Check out http://www.fs.fed.us/r5/cleveland/conditions/

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Your Questions About Game Called Chicken

Mark asks…

Whats that chicken game called again?

There was a chicken game i used to play on my computer a few years back. I forget what its called. You like had a chicken farm and had to feed them and then they would lay eggs and you could sell them. What was it called?? Thanks!

jonthepain answers:

It’ Farm frenzy ..
I’m not so sure if it’s d right game
check out it’s screen shots : http://www.myplaycity.com/farm_frenzy_2/screenshots.html

Chris asks…

Theres this thing i played that is a riddle or a game and its called chicken bones.?

My friends showed me this thing called chicken bones where they got pens and they said they spelled my name. They said to figure out how they spelled my name. Also they said look at the bones. The pens didnt spell anything. There was no letters. If you know this game or riddle and know how to play it, can u tell me?

jonthepain answers:

I’d venture to say the game is based upon people’s ability to be distracted by unrelated information.

Just spell your name.

You don’t need any help to do that.

Nancy asks…

I have a game called “Chicken Invaders 2″ can I put it on pause and if so how?

If I am in the middle of the game and the phone rings I don’t know how to put it on pause. HELP !!!

jonthepain answers:

Press escape.
You know the little button in the top left hand corner that says esc
But I’m sure you already know what the escape button is :P

once you pause you will be prompted on how to unpause the game, or on how to quit the game if you don’t want to keep playing

Thomas asks…

Why is politics called game of chicken?

does it have any history behind it?
why not called game of duck or game of worms

jonthepain answers:

Barnyard chickens are easily frightened. For hundreds of years the word chicken has been used as a noun to refer to someone who is as fearful and defenseless as a chicken.

Steven asks…

theres a game named chicken foot/turkey leg?

theres a game called chicken foot or turkey leg & me and my friends play it
are their like tricks to get better at it or strageties?!

jonthepain answers:

Thanks to chicken foot/turkey leg game. Who named this as chicken foot/turkey game, why not turkey leg/chiken foot

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Your Questions About Coyote Call Sounds

Maria asks…

Would a coyote come after me if…?

I was trying to save what it was trying to kill/eat?

A couple nights ago I woke up at like 3am because I heard growling outside and something that sounded like a little dog being attacked. It was one of the worst noises I have ever heard in my life and it sounded like the dog was struggling to get away. We live in a neighborhood thats about 2 years old but coyotes still come through. My neighbor called me because he heard it too so I looked out the window and saw the coyote but there was a corner so I couldn’t see what it was going to go after. i’m only 15 and he’s 17 so I took a bat with me because my dogs are too small and he was taking his great dane and lab but when I got out there absolutely nothing was there This isn’t the first time I’ve heard this but its the first time i’ve seen a coyote right outside.. If this happens next time and its attacking or about to attack an animal, would it be afraid of me.. or would it try to attack me?
also, would it go after my neighbors dogs?
i have 2 small dogs so there was no way i would have taken them outside with me but my neighbor has a great dane that is huge and he has a lab
theres no way i would let our dogs out at night even in the backyard where it is fenced. my neighbor doesn’t let his dogs out at night either even though the great dane was like twice the size of the coyote.
I don’t want to wake up the neighbors at 3 in the morning by banging pots and pans lol.. i did that on new years but everyone knows about the coyotes, fliers have gone around a countless number of times.

jonthepain answers:

Of course it would, you do know that a coyote is a carnivorous animal right? Well, I suggest you don’t go out, or you might become the coyote’s desert.

James asks…

Do Coyotes ever make a laughing sound?

I live in SE Oklahoma, and lately I have heard an animal noise at night that is very close and is so creepy that it sends chills up my spine. The closest I can come to describing it is a cross between a hyena laughing and kind of a goat sound. The weirdest part is that this animal is unafraid, and will make this laugh as if in response to me calling my dogs.

jonthepain answers:

Yes…I have heard them make a “laughing” sound almost like a human doing a creepy impersonation of an evil laugh! I run into coyotes often in my line of work..but the time I heard one “laughing” only a few feet away from me was a little creepy since I had NO clue it was there until it laughed in response to a siren in the distance.

Chris asks…

How does your dog react?

This morning while I was taking my dog out to do her “business” we heard one of the local coyotes calling for its pack. Every time we hear the coyotes my dog looks up at me and sticks by my side a little bit more then normal. Sometimes I’ll sit on my porch just listening to the coyotes hunt or play and she’ll sit at my feet leaning up against my leg. She never barks at them or whines about it but she always makes sure she is close to me when she hears them.
How does your dog react to things like fireworks, a far away dog howl/bark, car honking or any other sounds that may not be a normal occurrence on a daily basis?
Greek, you are a good trainer and obviously have a talent with dogs that many people lack. I’ll admit that my dog will never be as disciplined as yours are but my dog doesn’t have the same jobs either. It took me a while but I did get her trained to not react negatively to fireworks. Now we’re working on her reaction to the coyotes.
To those worried I don’t know the dangers of coyotes: I’ve been living in this valley for 35 years and our human community coexists happily with our coyote community without any negative interaction.
BYB’s. Where I live it’s legal to set off fireworks any day you want. There aren’t even any noise ordinances because we don’t live in a highly populated area. I never said it was ok for my dog to be fearful, just that is how she reacts. Ditch the negativity and just answer the question…jeez.
And yes our community does coexist with the coyote community. The coyotes help keep the rodent and deer populations down so the farmers don’t have as much crop damage and such. I’m not sure what crawled up your ass “BYB” but take a freakin’ chill pill.

jonthepain answers:

When I lived in Kentucky for a while..the Coyotes would often be seen in large packs like 10 at the least…& so the dogs that we had out there…this has been a long time ago…over a decade…would come up to the porch & cry to be let in the house immediately, they were larger dogs too..mainly mutts. This would happen right around dusk. We lived out in the middle of nowhere, it took like 30 minutes or so just to get to town. I love the country…but I didn’t like being so remote. LOL

My dogs now..the 4 Chihuahua’s….they are used to all those things except for the Fireworks which they really do not care for…but one of them has been around long enough…she knows when it starts getting close to the 4th & you really have to be adamant about making her go outside because when everyone around you is shooting off fire crackers & bottle rockets…it’s hard to convince her that outside is anything but a nightmare…LOL She’s a good girl though & will give me that look like “okay if you say I HAVE to” when I tell her to go out to potty. Of course on the actual 4th we are not home & all the dogs are safely secured in the house. MOST dogs….do not like fireworks especially up close & personal….& I’ve seen a lot of dogs get lost due to owners not leaving their dogs at home on the 4th.

I don’t think a healthy amount of fear is harmful…it’s what keeps us alive & on our toes. Personally I’m scared sh*tless of Tornadoes…& if one comes ripping past my house…I’m certainly NOT going to stand there with balls of steel. LOL

Sandra asks…

coyote ugly movie?

whats that thing called when violet is making music on the computer it goes from a high pitch sound to a low pitch sound thanks

jonthepain answers:

Synthesizer

Ruth asks…

What should my book be called?

My friend says I should call it S.O.H.E.C., but I’m wondering if atone can come up with anything else. Here’s the prologue: You know, we have a pretty good set up here. Unless of course we recall the fact that our parents had a place where they could dump their kids for most of their life and only have to pay $1000 for everything. That’s what happened to me. I barely remember my parents. They left me here when I was a very young child. But I’m not sad about it because I hardly knew them.
   Where we are is hard to explain to an outsider. It’s like a cross between boarding school and summer camp, except that we’re there for life. We have separate cabins for boys and girls, just like camp, where there are bunk beds and only four showers so we all have to stand and wait. Also, there’s a school, a Sports/Fitness building,a pool, a movie theater, and a few other things included to make our lives seem ”more like home”. There’s also a huge cafeteria right in the middle of “camp”, but judging by what I’ve seen on T.V.,  the food here is probably better than some summer camp or school cafeteria. Our “camp-school” is called S.O.H.E.C. which stands for School Of Highly Educated Children. We actually aren’t any more educated than the rest of the kids in this world, they only named it that so the place wouldn’t get shut down by people who feel children shouldn’t live like this. Well truthfully, were not exactly “children”, as this place is mostly filled with people age 12 and up. The reason this is so is because  parents felt their children were not cute anymore or they could not afford the time or money to raise them. It sounds sad but its actually kind of fun because there’s more kids here than adults and every kid at least once in their life has wished for that- a kids paradise!
   But we have something that most summer camps or boarding schools do not have. Our camp is split right down the middle! The “two” camps are exact replicates, sitting right next to each other. This is because we’re mortal enemies. The two sides of S.O.H.E.C. are called ¨The Rattlesnake Pack¨ and ¨The Coyote Pack¨. I’m in the Coyote Pack. The reason for our mutual hatred for each other is a long back story I don’t have time to get into, involving the two brothers who started this organization and their constant disagreements with each other. 
    Today is the first day our school goes back in session. We have just finished our summer break, which did not include leaving S.O.H.E.C., because we really have no place to go, nor are we allowed to leave. Today will be my first day of high school. I actually should have been in high school last year and so should have my friend Lauren, but they had to hold us back in preschool because we refused to color anything; and that included painting as well. Usually kids are shy or frightened on the first day  of high school, but I’m not. I grew up with all these people and I don’t have to worry about my friends going to a different school because there’s only one. Well, at least there’s only school on the Coyote side. There is one on the Rattlesnake side as well.
   So, likely any second now, the alarm clock will ring, someone will groan, someone will roll over and accidentally fall out of bed, and when I walk through the hallway to go brush my teeth, I’ll get my daily cheery greeting from Penny, the one who is always happy no matter what. Ah, S.O.H.E.C.

jonthepain answers:

I think S.O.H.E.C is a great title for your story, but if you do not like that title then maybe you can use the name of the main character as the title. Another title might be “The Coyote Pack” or something like that. When i write stories, i think of the whole plot and try to describe it in 1 or 2 words and that is how i create a title.

Ps. I really like your story!

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Your Questions About Game Calls 50 Gay

Daniel asks…

Straight girl needs answers from gay girls/guys: pls read my rambling:

Met this guy online, we carried on for 2 yrs over computer and phone. Fell in love, oppo. sides of country, but were supposed to meet and be together. Then he ditches me for a local girl, and chickens out on meeting me in person. Devastates me completely. I find out “he” is a “she” through her work & myspace. I loved him/her so much I tell her it doesn’t matter to me I love her anyway, every single gene/chromosome, I don’t care. She denies it but then realizes she’s caught so admits it but says she loves another. I cried and begged her to give us a chance to no avail. But she continues to call me cuz it “feels right”. She calls and plays songs that were ours, and then just to talk, says she loves me but yet tells me she has another. WTF. I let her pull this on me for 9 months now thinking I know she really loves me, she’s scared or something idk, keep waiting for her to just come back so we can get on with our lives, but still games. Finally I told her to F off, leave me alone I’m done. 2 months go by no word from her now shes calling me again. I haven’t answered her 50 plus calls. What do I do? I love her, miss her like crazy and I just want her but I’m afraid she’s going to say the same ole stuff. What’s wrong with her and why am I so in love with her after all this? What do I do? Does she think because I’m straight I won’t really love her? It got beyond that for me. I’d have her strap it on if she wants (excuse the frankness) but I would. Or does the whole gay issue not apply, it’s just an immature game of love for her (she is younger than me.) Any thoughts…I’m really hurting and can’t seem to figure this out.
The one question I’m really waiting for some answers on and Yahoo hasn’t even posted it yet – come on Yahoo…I’ve tried to delete all my special characters and type out the words…post this pls

jonthepain answers:

First of all, she lied to you (pretends to be a guy but is really a girl). Next, she says she loves you but has another g/f. I think she’s just playing or toying with you. You said it yourself, you’re afraid that she’s just going to say the same old stuff so your fear is based on fact coz she has done it before and will do it again once you give her another chance. I’d say, since she hurt you already, the damage has been done so be prepared to move on with your life. She is not worth it, especially since she was dishonest in the first place. Being honest and true is an aspect that would make a relationship work. I know you’ve fallen for her already but time heals all wounds so forget her and find yourself someone who doesn’t lie or cheat. Be strong and hang in there, k? Take care. Peace!

Chris asks…

The Game (rapper)?

He was suppose to be on Access Granted Today But instead 50 and the Gay-unit crew did there Music Video What happen
The Game was suppose to be on Accesss Granteed
the Name of the Song was Called Pain ft Keyschia Cole sorry if spell her name from

i think 50 paid BET not to air it

jonthepain answers:

The Game is my favorite rapper…Fu*k the Gay unit…

Susan asks…

I hate the way she treets me?

ok so me and my BFF are on this game called meez. I discovered it first and then showed it to her. Now its like her life! she almost got no time to even talk to me on the phone when we get from school. Today she got pissed at me because she asked me to tell something to the people in the other room and i said, “no”, because i am sick of her being an addict to this online crap. Now i even regret about showing it to her! I wish she would stop playing it. And YES i tried talking to her about how we arent even best friends nomore, its like her life is in the computer. Almost all she talks about is meez. When i got the VIP card for meez, she got SO jelous that she was being rude to me.

you see, im a very paitent person. But i cant take that much. right now im at the point of just calling her and cursing her out.

BTW, this is what happened today between me and her:

Ok i was on meez and i was ignored because she was with her friends there. Then i told her that she spends almost every sec there. And she got a lil pissy, so i left. Then like 50 minutes after, she calls me saying: “i got banned from my own room on meez!” So of course it made me feel like im useless because this is what she asked me, “Can u go tell the people in my room to come to Cafe?” i got mad. I said “no” and she said: “wth! i would do that for you!!!!!!” So i LIED that i cant get on there cause my comp is being gay. And then i said: “are you calling me just cause you got banned ? Because you are on there EVERYDAY and u got almost no time for me. Next thing that happens is she says,”WHAT-EV-ER!” and hangs up the phone.

This isnt even our first fight about this game. and i am getting sick of it. and NO, i cant even talk to her about it because she gets pissed eassily. any advice ?

Btw meez is an online game, meez.com

Andd i know her password of her acc, should i go and delete it ? (she will know that i did it because i am the only person that knows her password, and she paid to get vip on that acc)

jonthepain answers:

I’d say you should do what you can to help her get unbanned from her room on meez ONLY if you truly felt ok about doing that.

Next, send her an email with your thoughts clearly laid out like you did for posting this question on Yahoo. Tell her how you feel and that this is affecting your friendship & you miss her. Leave it at that, because truly that is all you can do – let her know how you feel. How she chooses to respond after that is upto her.

In the meantime, I’d say you need to start living your life & spending your own time more consciously & wisely. Pursue an interest that speaks to your heart – music / sports / art / reading, something. As you start investing more time & energy into your interests, you are bound to grow in ways you never experienced before. How you feel about yourself is not someone else’s responsibility. Its your own. As you start doing things that interest you, you will feel great about yourself. & then it won’t matter how others are. If someone’s nice to you, great. If someone’s nasty to you, no problem. You can still feel good about yourself, because your self-respect is not in anyone else’s hands.

Plus, your friend might notice this positive change in you & might even join you? Who knows?!

The idea is to enjoy your life experience smartly & with clarity, to the best of your ability. If things don’t work out the way you want them to, either find the good in what’s happening or find another way to make it work. The key is to never give up!

Take care!

Joseph asks…

should we really be friends ?

ok so me and my BFF are on this game called meez. I discovered it first and then showed it to her. Now its like her life! she almost got no time to even talk to me on the phone when we get from school. Today she got pissed at me because she asked me to tell something to the people in the other room and i said, “no”, because i am sick of her being an addict to this online crap. Now i even regret about showing it to her! I wish she would stop playing it. And YES i tried talking to her about how we arent even best friends nomore, its like her life is in the computer. Almost all she talks about is meez. When i got the VIP card for meez, she got SO jelous that she was being rude to me.

you see, im a very paitent person. But i cant take that much. right now im at the point of just calling her and cursing her out.

BTW, this is what happened today between me and her:

Ok i was on meez and i was ignored because she was with her friends there. Then i told her that she spends almost every sec there. And she got a lil pissy, so i left. Then like 50 minutes after, she calls me saying: “i got banned from my own room on meez!” So of course it made me feel like im useless because this is what she asked me, “Can u go tell the people in my room to come to Cafe?” i got mad. I said “no” and she said: “wth! i would do that for you!!!!!!” So i LIED that i cant get on there cause my comp is being gay. And then i said: “are you calling me just cause you got banned ? Because you are on there EVERYDAY and u got almost no time for me. Next thing that happens is she says,”WHAT-EV-ER!” and hangs up the phone.

This isnt even our first fight about this game. and i am getting sick of it. and NO, i cant even talk to her about it because she gets pissed eassily. any advice ?

Btw meez is an online game, meez.com

Andd i know her password of her acc, should i go and delete it ? (she will know that i did it because i am the only person that knows her password, and she paid to get vip on that acc)

jonthepain answers:

Ohkay i just think you should stop talking to her for a week and see how she acts. If shes still being a bitch, and doesnt care, then tht means shes not worth it. If she tries to talk to you and asks why you havent talked to her, tell her the truth and make it clear that its bothering you. For example; you should be like, ohkay if you dont quit it with this meez shit, then i dont want to be your freind anymore. I mean who wants to be freinds wiht an online addict? Tell her how dumb the website is if it helps and tell her how much better it is to have real life freinds instead of online ones. Take her out to have fun or something. Just tell her how you feel. And obviously if she admits her mistake and says sorry, shes a keeper(;

p.s.
Hope this helps atleast a teensy weensey bitt

Sandy asks…

Are you gay by these?

1. You regularly use the phrase “window treatment”.
2. Your kitchen drawer contains a shrimp de-veiner, a mushroom brush, or a lemon reamer.
3. You’re over thirty and thinner than you were in high school.
4. You know all the lyrics to any musical besides Jesus Christ Superstar.
5. Your Christmas decorations include dried roses or baby’s breath.
6. You know the difference between a “soundtrack” and an “original cast album”.
7. You tape Martha Stewart Living religiously.
8. The only professional sports you watch on TV are gymnastics, diving, and figure skating.
9. You know what a sconce is.
10. You have a pet named “Liza,” “Gypsy,” or “Talullah”.
11. You have more ties than teeth.
12. You know how to spell Barbra’s first name.
13. You’ve never felt the need to use Barbra’s last name.
14. You know whether Rogers or Hammerstein wrote the music.
15. You’ve ever watched the Miss America pageant and said, “Where did she get that dress?!”
16. It took you a while to realize that International Male was a catalog.
17. You’ve ever canceled a date because it conflicted with the Tony Awards.
18. You know the difference between “seafoam” and “celadon”.
19. Your video collection contains All About Eve, The Women, or Mommie Dearest.
20. You’ve ever been to a professional football game, spent the whole time watching the cheerleaders, and critiqued their performance.
21. You receive a floral arrangement and can name more than three flowers.
22. You’ve ever used the phrase “floral arrangement”.
23. Your Christmas stocking as a child contained bronzer or a moisturizer.
24. You know where to find tulle really cheap.
25. You can tie a bow tie on someone else.
26. You know whether Chita or Rita did the film version of West Side Story.
27. Your mother calls you for decorating tips.
28. The names Jeff Stryker, Ryan Idol or Casey Donovan mean anything to you at all.
29. You have “dress” sneakers.
30. You own more than two throw pillows, and they didn’t come with the couch.
31. You’ve ever seriously considered purchasing a divan.
32. You chose your socks this morning to bring out your eyes.
33. You use a Crate and Barrel bag as a lunch box.
34. The only reason you learned how to use the record function on your VCR was because it was male-strippers day on Donahue.
35. You know exactly where you were the night that Judy, Ethel or Lucy died.
36. Special K means something to you besides breakfast.
37. You own any article of clothing with the logo “2(x)ist”.
38. You still mourn the premature demise of Conran’s.
39. You’ve ever bought a Barbie doll for your niece’s birthday but her party comes and goes and she never actually opens up a Barbie
doll for a present.
40. You’ve ever walked down the street, had a dozen beautiful men say hello to you, and not been able to recall a single face or name.
41. You own a pair of kneepads yet play no organized sport.
42. You’ve ever uttered the phrases “Get her!,” “She’s a mess,” or “What’s her problem?”
43. You talk in italics.
44. You’ve ever needed a massage because you’d overworked your eyebrows.
45. You’ve ever even for a second wondered what size ********* you’d take.
46. You simply hate the color lavender because it makes you look sallow.
47. You know a guy who swears that his brother-in-law was the admitting doctor in the emergency room when Richard Gere came in with a
gerbil up his butt.
48. You know for sure that Richard Gere isn’t gay because you know a guy who slept with Gere’s brother, who is gay and who swears
that Richard isn’t.
49. Someone says “How ’bout them Bulls?” and all you can think of are petite picadors in tight pants.
50. You see a sign for IKEA, Pottery Barn, or Hold Everything and your palms start to sweat.
51. You require two syllables to say “please,”.
52. Your pairs of shoes outnumber days of the week.
53. Your underwear drawer is filled with nothing but Calvin Klein, in assorted styles and colors.
54. You save the packaging materials from said Calvin Klein purchases.
55. At eighth grade dances you were the only boy who could stay on the beat.
56. You’ve ever, while walking down the street, executed an impromptu series of grande jetttes.
57. You still can’t get over the fact that Sunday in the Park with George lost out to La Cage Aux Folles in nearly every category in the 1984 Tony’s.
58. You’ve ever gone to a Mel Gibson movie, merely in the hope that he will repeat his butt-bearing performance in Lethal Weapon.
59. You’ve ever felt guilty at being attracted to someone as homophobic as Mel Gibson.
60. You know what Lyle Waggoner, Sam J. Jones, Christopher Atkins, Fabian, and Tommy Chong have in common.
61. You display in any public form a reproduction of Michaelangelo’s David.
62. You’ve ever trimmed your pubic hair to make “it” look
humor folks. I am gay.

jonthepain answers:

Can you elaborate on what special K means? I don’t want to type it into a search engine, because McAffee keeps telling me I’m not fully protected–but I *have* to know!

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Your Questions About Hunting In Nc Season

Steven asks…

Are there any hunting seasons going on in February?

Preferably in NC.

jonthepain answers:

Cottontail Rabbit
* Northern Zone – Sept. 13, 2008 – Feb. 28, 2009
* Southern Zone – Oct. 18 (noon), 2008 – Feb. 28, 2009

Raccoon
* Resident Hunting/Trapping – Oct. 18, 2008 – Feb. 15, 2009
* Non-Resident Furbearer – Nov. 1, 2008 – Feb. 15, 2009

Fox (All Species)
* Northern Zone – Oct. 18, 2008 – Feb. 15, 2009
* Southern Zone – Oct. 25, 2008 – Feb. 15, 2009

Coyote
* Northern Zone – Oct. 18, 2008 – Feb. 15, 2009
* Southern Zone – Oct. 25, 2008 – Feb. 15, 2009

Muskrat
* Northern Zone – Oct. 18, 2008 – Feb. 28, 2009
* South Zone – Oct. 25, 2008 – Feb. 28, 2009

Mink
* North Zone – Oct. 18, 2008 – Feb. 28, 2009
* South Zone – Oct. 25, 2008 – Feb. 28, 2009

Thomas asks…

Hunting Turkey out of season. What is the penalty?

I was recently caught hunting turkey out of season. I am a young hunter and when I saw the turkey I became overwhelmed with emotion and excitement. Further, the frustration from not bagging anything else didn’t help. So, I shot at a turkey but didn’t kill one. Anyways, the Warden found me and has given me a court date. What do you think the penalty will be? Will I lose my hunting license? I realize what I did was wrong, so am in no need of demeaning insults. Thanks.

By the way, I reside in NC.

jonthepain answers:

I don’t know exactly where Okie’s from, but in my state poaching is punishable by jail time. I would get a lawyer. Even if you didn’t kill one, you still may loose your license for some time. Just because there’s not a bird’s body doesn’t mean there isn’t any eveidence. Did you admit to the warden you took a shot at a turkey? That’s plenty enough evidence right there. They also might take your gun if they haven’t already. Here they’d also take your truck to be auctioned off.

Susan asks…

Guns in Pisgah National Forest (NC)?

I am go hiking in the linville gorge which is in the national forest, and i was wondering what the laws are on carrying a firearm for personal protection… Its outside hunting season otherwise I would just carry my rifle since it is game land. Anybody know the exact laws for NC, a link to a reputable resource would be nice…

jonthepain answers:

I live in Asheville and know many hikers and fly fisherman that carry a small side arm to protect against bears, snakes, boar. Some have permits and some don’t. Like most many states you need a concealed weapons permit to be legit but if you are low key and not doing Billy the Kid impressions in the woods you should be ok. Have fun in the gorge and stay warm its chilly.

Nancy asks…

Can you hunt with pellets guns in North Carolina?

I am going hiking/camping in NC in april and we want to hunt small game to eat along the way with a pellet gun. Is this legal, and what are the regulations? Do you have to follow regular hunting seasons etc.

jonthepain answers:

Pellet guns are not regulated in North Carolina. However, where you can use them is regulated. They can not be used within 200 feet of a building or campground. And where are you going hiking/camping? In our State and National Parks, it is illegal to kill any animal or take down any plant. You can get a fine if caught. And campers will turn in people they see doing so. You can not just go kill small game to eat in most of the parks here. And that goes for State and National Parks across our country! The wildlife is protected. If you’re going on private property, it is a different story. But you always must follow regular hunting season guidelines in areas where hunting is allowed. That has nothing to do with the type of gun you are using.

Mary asks…

In NC do you need a hunting license to hunt on ur on land & do you still have to follow the season dates?

I live in Asheboro, NC

jonthepain answers:

Understand all game laws are subject to change to comply with the conservation needs.
The hunter is but a tool of the conservation.

Most states allow land owners and or leasers and or their children who reside on the land to hunt and or fish with out a license.
Most states exclude hunting leases, there by requiring the hunting lease holders to have a hunting license.
But most states do require all big game or migratory birds that are hunted to have the stamp or tags if required in that state.

All states have set up seasons to allow a recovery for the species that is being hunted.
All Game laws as to seasons and bag limits are enforced on all land inside the borders of said state.

Lease or ownership of the land is just that, The land not the wildlife.
All wildlife is classified property of the State as a natural resource.
To protect this and preserve the future of our ecosystem stringent guide lines are in place.
Seasons for wildlife and or the Endangered species classification is enforced on state and privet lands.

With only one exclusion, Wildlife Department personnel and or their agents trained and appointed by the Department of Wildlife will crop those in the classification of Big Game species and or Endangered Species only after their agents prove depredation exist out side the excepted limits.

That does exclude self defense, Self defense on wildlife is hard to win, and in most cases
Unless you can show a victim with bite marks or other physical evidence of being mauled
Such actions will be prosecuted as poaching and or willful destruction.
This was implemented to prevent Large Predators from willful and wrongful act of violence with out just cause, just because it growls and or charges and individual is not an attack in the laws views.

For your own protection you need to check with your Department of Wildlife in your area

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Your Questions About Predator Call Sounds

Richard asks…

Snake venom?

This may sound like the dumbest question but is snake venom still toxic if you ingest it as opposed to if it’s injected into your bloodstream or tissue? Does your digestive system break down the proteins or whatever in it rending it harmless? I know that many predators eat venomous snakes. Do they eat the entire snake or do they instinctively know not to eat the head? I hope I’m putting this in the correct category where people who know these things like to hang out. Please don’t call me stupid because I already know that I am.

jonthepain answers:

Snake venom must enter the blood stream to do it’s job.
Eating it will destroy it as a toxin,hell,it might even taste good.
You could even eat a black widow as long as it didn’t bite your tongue.

Robert asks…

Could my story win a middle school level writing competition? (only read if you have enough TIME)?

The Middle part ONLY

They both hear Bethany’s muffled words on their phones. It sounded like she was trying to say “He has a gun”. Shaking, Brianna asked “Who are you and why are you doing this?”

In an extremely piercing and bloodcurdling voice, the stranger silently announced “Lets just say my name is Michael. Good bye……For now …Bonus stolidus puella…..”.

The voice sounded unusually familiar. She could not believe that Bethany’s predator was someone she thought she knew. Brianna rapidly dropped her phone and told Raymond to turn back to the penthouse. He turned the radio on and a slow depressing song played while Brianna sobbed and tried to hum along to the song throughout the ride home.

When Raymond finally escorted her back to the penthouse she ran into her room and laid on her bed not caring if her make-up got smeared or if her hair got frizzy. She didn’t even care about Nicole going out with a player that did marijuana. All she cared about now was whether one of her best friends was alive.

At Tuesday night, during dinner, her parents, Kenzie and Mark Yale, were acting unusual. They finally started talking after ten minutes of silence.

“Honey we have bad news” confessed her father, Mr. Mark Yale.

“Bethany’s parents, Avery and David were found dead in the Upper West Side yesterday, their bodies were in a dark alley, and recently Bethany’s neighbors called the police to tell them she was missing too” gasped her mother, Mrs. Kenzie Yale .

Brianna screamed and scared all of the pigeons off her balcony. She couldn’t believe that what happened on the phone three days ago was actually reality. The only missing piece in the puzzle now was Bethany’s missing dead body.

Four days later Brianna’s family and many other people including Nicole went to David and Avery Billett’s funeral. Nicole was so devastated that she dyed her usual wavy golden blonde hair to a dark shade of brunette and added five inches of extensions just because Bethany stated that the style would look exceptional on her two weeks ago. Also Nicole’s green eyes were now covered by dark brown color contacts. Brianna glared at Drew as he walked towards her. Quickly he stated “I know what you did two years ago.” and Brianna’s expression went blank as her went back to talk to Nicole.

Out of the blue the funeral director began speaking to the crowds of people in the gigantic courtyard.

“Dearly beloved and departed we are gathered today in the sight of god to give our last words to Mrs. Avery Billett and Mr. David Billett…..” moaned the old funeral director.

Brianna didn’t bother to listen anymore. She didn’t even want to hear Nicole and her mother’s speeches about Mrs. Avery Billett. Afterwards the Billett family will was read at the funeral reception. It stated that if Bethany was not available to take the family’s enormous wealth and become CEO of their 5-star hotel chains, then Bethany’s closest living relative would get the wealth and the hotel chain. Brianna was in fury. She couldn’t believe that Peter, Bethany’s callow cousin was going to get the enormous amount of the Billett’s money and their hotel chain. Suddenly Peter started talking about his responsibilities and she briskly recognized his voice. It was the voice on the phone.

“PETER WAS DAVID AND AVERY’S MURDERER!” shrieked Brianna.

Everyone stared at her as if she were moronic. Then Brianna felt unconscious and fainted. Five hours later she woke up in a hospital bed and saw Drew trying to play “Oops I Did It Again” by Britney Spears on Mr. Billett’s cherished guitar.

“David wanted you to have his favorite guitar? What a big mistake.” stated Brianna in pure hatred.

Drew just replied “Yeah it was on the will….” he paused “Two years ago….In California” he paused again and whispered “Was it a boy or a girl?”

Frozen in the moment Brianna went blank again. She quietly mumbled “Her name’s Jessica. I think she’s two years old and seven months now. And she’s living with Allison”.

“Thanks for ruining nine months of my life” shouted Brianna.

She ran out of the hospital room and dialed for Raymond.

“Raymond! I know its late, but can you drive me to Nicole’s house right now?” questioned Brianna.

Raymond was tired but he still managed to utter “Yes Miss Yale”.

When Raymond finally stopped at Nicole’s penthouse she said “Thanks! Good night Raymond” for the first time.

Nicole’s doorman, Tibi let her in and then she started crying. “Nicole. There are so many things I haven’t told you before….I’m sorry” sympathized Brianna.

Both of them hugged each other and Nicole forgave Brianna for insulting Drew. They both fell asleep on Nicole’s bedroom floor while thinking about all the complications currently in their lives.

jonthepain answers:

It needs some editing. You have a story, but slow it down and really dig into the setting and character. I know that it’s in the middle, but even so…
Try to elaborate on some of the things. I think just printing this out and talking it over with a reliable friend should help you iron out the wrinkles.

As for a competition, it’s pretty much next to useless to try to predict the outcome, especially in art. Art is subjective, so no matter how great your story is, somebody might just happen to write a story that connects with the judges better. Don’t be disappointed if you don’t win but do keep writing.

Ken asks…

How do crazy ants prey upon huge columns of army ants?

I saw, in a TV documentary, a story about African army ants (maybe Siafu) going on one of their routine feeding marches, millions of ants terrifying, chasing and eating everything they can get their hands on. I was fascinated,however, by the presence of something called Crazy Ants which, incredibly, are predators of the army ants. It seems these strange ants wait along the sides of the army ants march, ready to somehow pick off, kill and eat those who wander from the safety of the column. But I can’t remember how exactly they manage to do this. Do they lure the army ants off course with a scent or sound, and then ambush them? And what is so crazy about these ants that got them the nickname? How are they able to kill such ferocious prey, by poison, a trap or are they simply stronger and more ferocious?

jonthepain answers:

I might know what you’re talking about. I think you may be talking about Oecophylla ants that defend their nests against army ants and legionary ants. If I recall, the Oecophylla aren’t interested in eating army ants, they merely defend their nests by posting a line of guards not far from the marching column of army ants. When the army ants get too close, the Oecophylla rush out and grab an army ant by the neck, killing it. Then the Oecophylla beat a hasty retreat back to their guard lines. These Oecophylla are extremely quick. The only thing I can compare them to is a striking snake. Since army ants are blind, they can’t see the Oecophylla coming.

Sandra asks…

Coyotes, and Predator Calls?

What sounds work best for calling in coyotes? there a lot of rabbits and squirells here, I need someone who has been coyote hunting for while to help me out! I got an electronic prarie blaster pred call for christmas, what sound woud work best

jonthepain answers:

Cotton tail in distress is most popular and in like febuary thru march use different coyote sounds cause thats their breeding season and they do alot of vocal communicating at that time also you must do your best to stay scent free cause they can smell way better then any whitetail deer

Steven asks…

How do I know if he’s a predator and someone safe to meet?

So I met this guy on i sketch a long time ago, about 5 months maybe. But we didn’t really get seriously talking until 4 months ago. He’s 17 and lives in the Florida area and I’m 16 and live in Michigan. We don’t talk every day, mostly every week though. He’s sweet, nice, a complete gentleman. I’ve seen 3 pictures of him, but I’ve never video chatted with him yet. We’ve already started talking about meeting this upcoming summer. I asked what he would want to do if we met, and he said he would want to get to know me better and just be with each other. He hasn’t made a sexual move on me ever, and he said that he wouldn’t want to have sex with me the first time we meet, once he got to know me better and met me a few more times. But I’ve been having doubts about him being real. Sometimes the way he talks, the way he sounds in email messaging, he’s respectful and mature. It seems weird since he’s 17, there’s almost no guy like at 17 anymore. It’s also kinda strange that he sometimes calls me sweetie? And he only has girls as friends on his email. They don’t look like sluts or anything but it’s weird that he would only have girls and no guy friends on his email. He’s just different from the other guys I’ve met in a good way most of the time. I need to know what i can do to make sure he’s not a predator or anything like that before I meet him. And if we ever get that far, the time when we will eventually meet. Please help! thank you

jonthepain answers:

Well for starters, this does seem extremely sketchy, no pun intended. I think before you even consider meeting him you should video chat with him on Skype it seems highly unlikely that he could forge that in any way. Pictures are never any sort of proof…. That being said I did meet my current bf online and we did meet up this last summer, but we had video chatted several times before this. Hope everything turns out well and if all else fails, take someone with you, meet in a public place, don’t go at all, these are all options if you don’t get a chance to video chat with him before you go… Which I would not recommend, but again if you do, take someone with you and meet in a public place, also make sure plenty of people know where you guys are going and that you have safe words. Maybe that’s a little bit too much but you should always be more safe than sorry.

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Your Questions About Coyote Hunting Dogs

Richard asks…

can Catahoula Leopard Dogs be used in coyote hunting?

please no people who are against hunting

jonthepain answers:

Yes, as can the Carolina dog, but I can’t for the life of me figure out why you would want to.
Dig a pit to hide in and learn how to use a call!

Helen asks…

I want to get a small dog for coyote hunting?

My house is small ani can’t have a big retriever or lab?what is the smallest possible dog that could kill a coyote?

jonthepain answers:

There is a lot of coyote hunting with dogs in my state. But the dogs have to run in packs, because here is what will happen to a lone dog if you attempt to hunt coyotes with him.

No matter how big, mean or vicious a single dog is, the coyotes have a tactic that works to perfection against a single dog. The coyote, unless he is trapped will will not fight a dog alone. But when there are two coyotes, one will engage the dog and the other will come in from behind, as the dog wheels to confront his attacker, the other coyote will come in and attack while the dog is busy, again causing the dog to turn and confront the coyote. The dog does not last no time, and the fight goes to the coyotes.

You need to forget about a single dog hunting coyotes, even if he is a Mastiff.

Mandy asks…

Sounds like hundreds of dogs yapping all together?

I know all our neighbor so I know theirs not a big enough concentration of dogs to make such a noise. but I went outside and all the sudden it sounds like hundreds of little dogs are barking/screaming, and its coming over the hill – all from one place – from our neighbors house. Coyotes? hunting dogs? what do you think?
i’m in a small neighborhood with the houses placed about 400 yards apart out in the country.

jonthepain answers:

Probably coyotes. I have a pack in my neighborhood, and it’s always sounds like there are more of them than there actually are. It’s quite chilling to have them around, really, but there’s nothing you can do.

David asks…

Coyote hunting?

i live on 16 acres w/ about 75 acres and a mile strech of powerlines behind us and there are countless coyotes out there and im afriad that they will get my two small dogs
once i shoot one down what do i do with it i want to get mounted but what should i do w/ the other ones and the meat
if your an anti-hunter bother someone else

jonthepain answers:

Most taxidermist tell you to just stick the whole animal in a freezer if you have a freezer large enough if not call the taxidermist you plan to use and most likely he will wont you to dope it off at his shop as is and in most cases un-skinned ASAP, they prefer too skin the animal them selves so as not to deal with any damage hides.

As to the other coyotes, you will have to shoot them first.
Most coyotes come in in singles or pairs and once you fire the other will be on the move quick.
But if you do shoot more then one just drag them off out of sight of roads and or houses and just let nature take its course if you don’t wont to skin and tan the other hides your self.

The meat is not worth eating so just let the other scavengers have it.
They need food also.

Coyotes do feed on Domestic Dogs and Cats.
I have been hunting them for 40 years.
DO NOT hang the coyote on a fence most states require you remove it and keep it out of sight of any roads because it just upsets the public.
Most states have it in their game laws that any game or predator shot near a road be removed ASAP so as not to insight the public that would be offended by the sight of a Dead or Dieing animal.
If you wont to hang a trophy do so in your house not the fence, that is part of what caused most of the trouble hunters face today from the public and privet land owners.
Most cattlemen do not like any thing hung on their fences that they did not hang personally.
I was born and raised on a large ranch and any one we caught doing this lost all hunting privileges, for it only damaged our fence.
That is part of being a “Ethical Hunter” while enjoying your rights you don’t willfully violate others rights.
It is called Respecting others.

D58

Ken asks…

Im looking for a place to coyote hunt on private ground in Colorado?

Me and a friend are going to be heading to Colorado in two weeks. We both really enjoy coyote hunting, but in my area alot of people run dogs and the coyotes are scared of everything. We both respect the outdoors and have many years of hunting experience and would be more than happy to cure any coyote problems that anyone may have. (or give it my best shot anyway).

jonthepain answers:

Best get to knocking on peoples doors

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Your Questions About Predator Calls For Sale

Joseph asks…

What can I do to help?

I was watching MSNBC (I think) the one with Chris Hansen, he does “To Catch a Predator“.

Anyway, It was a documentary called, “Children For Sale“. It was the saddest thing I think I’ve ever seen. It was about children in Cambodia as young as 5 years old being sold for sex to tourists and Natives. I mean dozens of different brothels with dozens of really YOUNG children being sold for sex. It was unbelievable, I can not even wrap my brain around it! I can not believe there is a market somewhere for that and there is barley any attempt made to protect these children. I am F***ing furious, I don’t think I have cried so hard or so long in forever. I haven’t seen anything like that and I seriously feel like my heart is broken. I feel an overwhelming need to do something, somehow. The thing is, I don’t know how to start. I don’t know what I could do. Does anyone have any ideas???
Is there a way to change the section? Y!A auto picked the section for me, I guess.
Also, thank you for your answers so far. They really help.

jonthepain answers:

Visit this site: http://www.freetheslaves.net/Page.aspx?pid=183

It gives information about modern slavery and has an area for how you can help.

BTW, this is in the wrong section.

EDIT – you cannot change the section, but if you want more answers you can repost again, this time making sure to change the “default” section that Y!A puts it in.

Lizzie asks…

Child sex slaves??????

I just posted this question, but it was in the wrong section and I didn’t know how to change it.

I was watching MSNBC (I think) the one with Chris Hansen, he does “To Catch a Predator“.

Anyway, It was a documentary called, “Children For Sale“. It was the saddest thing I think I’ve ever seen. It was about children in Cambodia as young as 5 years old being sold for sex to tourists and Natives. I mean dozens of different brothels with dozens of really YOUNG children being sold for sex. It was unbelievable, I can not even wrap my brain around it! I can not believe there is a market somewhere for that and there is barley any attempt made to protect these children. I am F***ing furious, I don’t think I have cried so hard or so long in forever. I haven’t seen anything like that and I seriously feel like my heart is broken. I feel an overwhelming need to do something, somehow. The thing is, I don’t know how to start. I don’t know what I could do. Does anyone have any ideas???
Thank you to those who are taking my question seriously! I know that I can not save the world, I know there are other things going on in the world that are just as horrific if not more so. I know I get really worked up over these things and I know I can only make a small ping, but I would have to say it is better than being cold and heartless all together and just giving up on humanity.

jonthepain answers:

Yea remember lorraine Bobbitt?

James asks…

The Lighter Side of Hockey?

After a news conference to announce the sale of the Nashville Predators was postponed: “For some unknown reason, the businessmen buying the team were unable to contact each other on their Blackberries.”

Today’s trivia: The Denver Post pointed out this week that Avalanche forward Paul Stastny reached the100-point mark in his 99th career NHL game. Stastny’s father, Peter, reached the century mark in 73 games, while his uncles, Marian and Anton, needed 82 and 95 games respectively. If the Stastnys were to put together a family band, I wonder if they would call it Peter, Paul and Marian.

One of life’s inexplicable mini mysteries: me cheering for Darcy Tucker in his fight with Sean Avery.

Is it just me or does defenceman Bryan McCabe of the Toronto Maple Leafs have more giveaways than a cheesy FM radio station?

What’s the big deal about those nude pictures of Jiri Tlusty turning up on the internet? It’s not like the Maple Leafs defence isn’t undressed every night.
“Mark Messier got so emotional during his Hall of Fame induction speech that former Oiler Ryan Smyth cried.”

Brett Hull is now the co-general manager of the Dallas Stars. This ranks right up there among ill-conceived sports promotions with minor league baseball’s Bowie Baysox deciding to hold Bad Breath Night.

A comment heard in living rooms around Chicago this week as the Blackhawks lifted the blackout and televised a home game for the first time on Comcast Sportsnet: “We have an NHL team?”
can imagine what former Blackhawks owner, the late Bill Wirtz, told other residents at his eternal home when he heard the game was televised in Chicago: “Did anybody notice how cold it just got in here?”

Toronto comedian Frenchie McFarlane, on Phoenix Coyotes coach Wayne Gretzky facing a possible $10,000 fine after one of his players instigated a fight with less than five minutes left in a game: “Ten grand? Janet will get that back by betting on the next NFL pre-game coin flip.

jonthepain answers:

LOL. I know what ya mean with the Tucker/Avery fight. The lesser of two douchebags, eh?

Did anyone else read that Wade Belak said he likes to take out his trash naked? The Leafs are like one big nudist colony.

I adore the dig at Ryan Smyth. I like Ryan Smyth and all, but I love to make fun of him for being all wishy-washy.

I agree with Puck though; I wanna hear about the roadtrip! If you chanted “Crosby sucks!” at the Pens/Flyers game, we’re never speaking again. :P

Donald asks…

Part two, murder poems, c/c?

If you haven’t read the first, then this wont be very clear to you, so i’d suggest you do that.

Colder than marble flooring he’s sleeping on
discovered before the rich guests had gone.
Signal for bloody tragedy, a bellowed swear
suspicions began to surface from the despair.

Authorities called into the extravagant estate
to observe a man who prematurely met his fate.
Lantern light unveiled the neck, brutally slashed.
Clumsy knife work equalled the body, gashed.

As the cadaver was taken away by the medical van
gossip spread like the plague, who killed the man?
Every ones mind was whirring, drowning in doubt
except for the silken clad woman, on her way out.

The guests had described a guest who’d left before
the shroud like waistcoat ensured seeing no more.
Largely ignored, the assassin had become a backdrop,
before fleeing the scene, having to time to stop.

The next day newspaper sales shot to the sky
with the unknowing people wondering “why”.
Only two people held the secret, locked away,
disappeared, before predator became prey.
Iano for the first time you’ve actually made me laugh, congratulations! I’m sure that wasn’t your ulterior motive though was it?

Nancy, Dallas, thank you, I didn’t want it to move in the direction that it was like watching someone play the game of cluedo!
Thanks everyone, NANCY YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I JUST COKED ON MY APPLE JUICE AT YOUR AVATAR.

Tee hee, i’m quite enjoying writing these.
Oooh I meant chocked there sorry

jonthepain answers:

Don’t be so straightforward in your story telling.

You have to add twists and interesting word selection to keep the reader interested. You know what I felt while reading this poem? That I knew each line that would come next, there is no element of suprise, no poetic imagery. This is a hard thing to do when penning a story in a poem.

This would work better as prose if you ask me.

Carol asks…

Need some expert RES advice – When a ‘couple’ of turtles turns out to be 4, and nothing you were told is true?

I admit it- I’m a sucker…
A friend of a friend of a friend of a friend was re-homing a ‘couple’ of RES, and idiot that I am, I agreed to take them- BUT ONLY they were acclimated to an outdoor pond. I was assured me that this would be fine, but (here’s a shocker) umm, not so much. Here’s what I ended up with:

1. a “couple of turtles” turned out to be 4: 3 females (about 6″ shell) & 1 male (4″).
2. The assumption they’d be fine outside was apparently based on wishful thinking and a burning desire to dump these guys on someone else.
3. They refuse to eat turtle pellets or vegetation (I’ve tried romaine, zuchini, squash and dandilion green ) but they will eat worms. Getting some feeder fish today…
4. Did I mention they were ‘re-homed’ 3 months ago? At a garage sale.
5. They showed up at my work in a cardboard box with an almost empty can of turtle food. Nothing else. Not even names.

So now what? I need both a short term and a long term solution- payday isn’t for another week, so WHATEVER I do, it can’t cost more than $100 today.

So the big question:
WITHOUT risking their health- does anyone have any ideas how to house them in the existing outdoor pond? They are TOTALLY unprepared to hibernate- in fact, I doubt they’ve ever been outside. I can’t imagine trying to heat the pond for them over the winter- even if I could afford the electricity (which I doubt), I don’t know if it’s possible- it’s about 10′ in diameter, bowl-shaped, poured concrete, about 2 1/2 foot deep at its lowest point. I live in the Seattle area, so temps will dip to the mid 30′s at night for the next 6 months. We probably won’t see the sun again until May, so basking will also be an issue. The filter system is built in; a basic re-circulating pump with a filter at the top of the waterfall and at the base of the pump so it can’t be removed. Unless someone can think of something I haven’t, I think they need to be indoors for the winter.

Which brings me to my next problem.
I have NOTHING to house them indoors, and my Craigslist search for anything that could possibly work was unsuccessful. At best, I have a kiddie pool (it’s shaped like a turtle, so that’s something….) but these guys should have a minimum of 240+ gallons of water, plus basking areas. I have a big house, so room isn’t a problem, but I don’t even have a heater or a filtration system…

Somebody has to have an idea. These guys aren’t going anywhere- they’re here and they’re staying. By next spring they’ll be in turtle heaven with a pond, grass, basking ledges, sand to lay eggs and 2 watchful beagles to protect them from predators, but it’s not spring now.

I’ve thought of stock tanks, old bathtubs, rubbermaid containers- nothing seems like it will have enough room, and I couldn’t find any of them, anyway. And a filtration system for that many turtles (and that much water) is out of my budget for at LEAST another 3 weeks. Do I use the pool and change the water daily? Sacrifice swimming room for clean water? It’s probably only 10″ deep filled to the top, but I can build basking areas around the pool and “fence” it in.

OK, fire away. But please- don’t tell me to call the humane society or to find them another ‘suitable’ home- I counted 25 turtles AND tanks on Craigslist today- most of them free. These 4 are staying right here. Just need some help making sure they’re OK
Thanks
Ok, regarding the suggestion of ‘release’… They’re not a native species. RES are considered a invasive species here, due 100% because of this very thing. Eastern and Western pond turtles are native- the closest natural occurring population of RES to Seattle is Kansas. Releasing an animal into a habitat that it DOESN’T belong in creates a multitude of problems: if they ARE able to adapt, there is added compitition put on the native species for resources, which ultimately results in their extermination by USFW. Most likely, however, they are unable to find needed resources or adapt to the environment and slowly starve to death. PLEASE, I beg you, NEVER suggest this. If you FIND an animal, leave it where it is, but if it has been bred in captivity or has been acclimated to humans- release spells death. Period. I hope I haven’t offended anyone, but I work at a wildlife rehabilatation Center, plus I have a degree in conservation education, so I promise you- this is the reality. Ot

jonthepain answers:

Those turtle-shaped pools are large enough for one of the turtles. For the others, head for the hardware store to buy a stiff plastic wading pool. You can get a 6′ diameter one for $25 or thereabouts. An old bathtub might work for two of them.

Instead of feeder fish, try bait fish. Cheaper. Liver is good too. So are earthworms. You can also feed up to 50% dark green leafy vegetables or bright orange ones.

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Your Questions About Hunting Videos Bow

Robert asks…

How do i use a bow? Im going to start bow hunting and do not know tricks, tips, i need advice?

I am going to start bow hunting this season, and i have no clue what im doing with a bow.
Any tips, or videos i can watch on the internet for begginers. I shot my first dear last year with a slug shot, and loved it now im ready to take a step up.

jonthepain answers:

When tree stand hunting cut and attach branches of the local greenery to the lower areas of your stand. This serves two purposes:
it provides natural Camouflage and
it provides some natural scent to use as cover.
Be sure to attach in such a way as to not hinder your firing lanes
The preferred shot placement is a heart/lung shot with the animal quartering *away* from you. This area will be behind the shoulder blade and down midway of the body.
If the animal seems extremely cautious then it may have picked up scent or movement coming from the hunter. In this case it may be wise to aim a little lower than normal to counteract the effect of the deer jumping the string.
Whitetail deer *almost* always crouch prior to springing away from any sudden noise, and many hunters have watched as the perfectly placed arrow flies straight over the animal’s back!

If time is not a critical factor then wait to release the shot until the animal is taking a step and one of the front legs is in the air. This will lessen its ability to crouch and jump before the arrow hits.
Always pull to full draw with the bow sighted above your target because it takes less energy to lower the sight to the target than it does to bring it up to the target. This translates into a smoother more powerful pattern with a better ability to hold the pull for long periods of time.
Noise and scent are by far the two worst enemies that a Bowhunter can have. Removing human scent from your clothing and body is much more effective than a cover scent will ever be. This does not imply that cover scents are useless but if you are sweaty or spilled gas on your boots filling up the truck then all the doe pee in the world won’t fool that Big Buck! Be sure to bathe thouroughly in a non-scent type soap each time you plan to hit the woods. Other common mistakes are cooking/standing near a the fire/coming into contact with anything that has a strong odor while wearing the gear that you plan to hunt in. Noise is also a bigger factor in Bowhunting than other methods simply because of the effective range. While many people will boast that they have accurate ranges comparable to that of Robin Hood lore, the fact is that most successful kills with a bow are taken with 5-30 yard shots. Take each piece of equipment that you have and do everything possible to eliminate any noise that it makes. Moleskin placed anywhere that may come into contact with an arrow works wonders. String silencers, rubber grommets at accessory mounting points, and loctite on all threads are good noise reducing methods. Don’t forget your tree stand or clothing either, imagine that monster buck hightailing it out of sight after you stood up and the stand creaked or your jacket makes a scraping noise against the tree. A good rule of thumb is that if you can hear your fingernail scraping against the clothing then it is too noisy.
Above all else….Practice, Practice, Practice. Know your target, know your abilities and ranges. When preparing for the season the first project is to work on form. Make sure that you are smooth on the draw and that the anchor point and release are consistent. Get your patterns down to as small as possible ( if you can’t get consistent patterns under 4″ at a certain range then you have no business taking the shot at that range). Others may dispute the 4″ size up and down but the bottom line is that any animal that you wound and do not recover is wasted and as such it becomes fuel for the anti-hunting fires! Once you are comfortable at the distances you plan to hunt then start shooting out of the your stand from the height you plan on being opening morning. Practice with as much realism as possible. If you can, simulate real situations with foam targets partially hidden or in tight quarters. Simulate the terrain where you hunt, whether it is wide open plains or thick cover. Last but certianly not least, practice in full gear. It will be very frustrating going for that shot of a lifetime only to find out that the headnet you just bought has a wire that covers your sight line at full draw, or the jacket has buttons that catch the string on release! Judging range also seems to be one of the biggest problems that Bowhunters have in the field. Practice range estimation in terrain like that which you intend to hunt. A good tidbit to consider is to set your sights and learn your ranges based on your personal stride ie set a pin for 10 strides (full leg extension when walking should be ~ 1 yard depending on your body dimensions) this will eliminate the worry of forgetting the old tape measure on scouting trips, etc. Because your measuring device will always be your stride.
Remember…..
You can NEVER practice enough…. Consistency is the key to success ….. Words to live by!

Jenny asks…

how do i make a bow that is hunting worthey?

me and my friends r going on a hunting trip we just got our hunting permit and we all had a bet the person to make a kill withe there home made bow wins so please help video links are apreateated

jonthepain answers:

Here’s your video…..Good luck!

Http://www.google.com/search?q=making+a+homemade+bow&hl=en&safe=off&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-Address&rlz=1I7ADBS&prmd=v&source=univ&tbs=vid:1&tbo=u&ei=setqTIP3HcX6lweVsJiJAw&sa=X&oi=video_result_group&ct=title&resnum=4&ved=0CCsQqwQwAw

Mark asks…

I know nothing of hunting but want to learn. What’s a good way to start?

My dad never really took me out to do anything as a kid, and now that I’m married I would love to get into an outdoor hobby, and hunting would be great because I love the woods, camping, and venison. I have no experience firing a rifle or bow (I believe mainly bow hunting is allowed in the state of NJ where I live, but I could be wrong). If there are any books or videos someone could recommend I would appreciate it.

jonthepain answers:

Well the easiest way is to find someone who does and ask questions. Also look up your state game and fish and read the regulations. They would also show the different hunting areas and you can request topographic maps for a fee.

Carol asks…

Hunting with Matthew’s Compound Bow (65 lbs bow pull)?

I got some good experience with bows, but this is my first time hunting with it. So is the 65 pound bow pull a 1 hit kill? I saw a video of Brock lesnar hunting white bulks with his matthews bow, he got 2 shots, but the first shot I think was in the legs.

We are in the car right now, using my iphone, waiting for my other friends, they got lost in the traffic.

jonthepain answers:

Yes with a good broadhead 65 pound is adequate to take a deer if the shot is place right and the distance is not extreme. For example a double lung hit at about 20 to 30 yards just behind shoulder.

Donald asks…

questions on deer hunting?

I’ve used riffles and hand guns most my life, but never used them to hunt so I have no idea.

I’m interested in hunting deer, A bow looks like it would be the most fun to learn and develop skills plus it seems the most challenging to get the deer. What I’m wondering is, will an arrow take down a deer fairly quickly, follow up with a 9mm the the head?
I’ve watched a ton of hunting video’s and it seems the deer don’t die right away. I don’t see hunters that attempt head shots, why is this? If you shot a deer in the heart or lungs do hunters finish it off with a follow up shot.
I dislike it when they are injured and kicking around.
ahahahahahhahhahhahahhahha !!!!!!! I just got out of the military! How you think I have all that
experience with weapons. Only a ignorant, inexperienced tards like you make ridiculous statements like that. Oh you care about the innocent animals, well you have better dawn well be a vegetarian to make that statement. If you eat meat your worse than a hunter as a hunter can appreciate what he kills, not just pickup piece of meat at the super market, and not even think about the cow that was killed for your life.

jonthepain answers:

Deer often manage to run off before dying, even with a well placed shot to the heart and/or lungs. They are strong, fast, and their adrenalin gets going and that’s how they manage to do what they do while they’re bleeding out.
Don’t take a pistol bow hunting, you may run into some legal issues. If you must, just give it another arrow.
You don’t want to go for a head shot because they’re easy to miss, and when you miss bad things happen. Besides spoiling your hunt, you can take their jaw off, or ears, or blind them, and not even come close to killing them. Only if you are positive on your marksmanship and not provided a heart/lung shot should you even attempt to make a head or neck shot.
As for an injured animal struggling, nobody sane likes that. But it’s a possibility. If you can’t tolerate even a slim chance of a poorly placed shot and a struggling animal, you shouldn’t be hunting. It’s something many of us have had to deal with, and you need to keep your cool and do the right thing as soon as possible. If you practice your marksmanship as often as possible and use your common sense, a misplaced shot becomes less and less likely.
I’m not sure if servicemen are required to get hunter’s safety certification in your state, but it sounds like you could benefit from it. You learn all the basic tricks of the trade, local laws, and safety measures that military firearms training doesn’t pertain to.

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