
Joseph asks…
Where is a good place to live in North Carolina?
I have been researching on my own, but decided to get outside help, i.e. Yahoo Answers, to assist me in finding a place that would suite me in North Carolina.
I am a Licensed Professional Counselor, so I would need a more populated area for work purposes. However, my interests are extremely varied. I enjoy hiking, shooting, Dog Parks and activities with my Border Collie (any agility or fly ball centers would be ideal), and I am looking to get back into Camping and fishing (neither of which I haven’t done in years), and I really want to learn to hunt if I can find someone to show me the ropes. As for more “civilized” hobbies, I am a bit of a geek and like game stores with board/card games, coffee houses, and a nice bar/pub in town (with good wings). I can’t think of anything else to add at the moment.
So far my research has pointed me towards the Asheville area, but I figured I’d ask to get suggestions on other places to look.
Thanks for the help all! If you need me to add details to help just let me know and I’ll be happy to do so.
Does anyone know if Morganton, NC is a nice place to live? I’ve been offered a job in that area and there is also a State Psychiatric Hospital in that city.

jonthepain answers:
If you’re looking for more a populated area near the mountains, then……
Asheville, NC. It’s a wonderful city and it if very beautiful with mountains surrounding the city. The downtown area is very nice with lots of small shops, bars, and coffee houses. In addition, it is not too far from The Great Smoky Mountains and the beautiful Blue Ridge Parkway. Also, lots of trails (day trips and backpacking trips), waterfalls, hunting, and fishing (especially trout) near the area. It is also fairly touristy with The Biltmore Estate being located in Asheville.
If you can live in a smaller city, then I would look into Hickory, NC. It’s about 40 min. From the mountains (where you can hunt, fish, camp, etc) and it has ~50,000 people. There are some good parks and bars, but it is a fairly quiet and relaxing town with a low standard of living.
Other cities to look into are: Boone and Blowing Rock (although these are fairly small mountain
cities), and Winston-Salem (200,000+ city with your wanted activities nearby. It also has a
good downtown and historic area)

Thomas asks…
how do laws like these get passed?
13.Alabama: You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
8.California: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.
7.Nebraska: A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
6.Maine: Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.
5.North Carolina: It’s against the law to sing off key.
4.Louisiana: It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
3.California: You may not set a mouse trap without a hunting license.
2.Maryland: It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies.
pardon the numbers they mean nothing. but my question is how exactly do these laws get passed? Im writing an essay on how voting really does make a difference, is this possibly the result of not enough voting?

jonthepain answers:
I’ve actually researched a few of these, and it turns many of these are urban legends.
I can tell you for a fact that Maryland one is nothing more than a fanciful, goofball wording of very normal laws (for example it has always been illegal to own a lion in the first place without a permit to own a feral cat, and they cannot be brought to public places without meeting certain regulations.)

Charles asks…
can i hunt alone at 16?
i am wondering if i can hunt alone at 16. i live in North Carolina and i often go backpacking and will hunt for squirrel while camping out. so is it lawful for me to hunt alone? i am hunter safety certified and have my lifetime hunting and fishing license.

jonthepain answers:
You can Hunt alone I beleive, but you cannot own a rifle until 18. Just be sure that it’s squirrel season and that you have tags or bags for your kills.

Chris asks…
Who would like to hear some good ‘bible belt’ jokes?
The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an
invoice,
so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He
called
her into his office and said, “You graduated from the University of
Georgia
and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how
much
would you take off?”
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, “Everything but my
earrings.”
You gotta love those Georgia women.
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Alabama :
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering
under
the weight of an eight-point buck. “Where’s Henry?” the others asked..
”
Henry had a stroke of some kind. He’s a couple of miles back up the
trail,”
the successful hunter replied.
“You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?” they
inquired.
“A tough call,” nodded the hunter. “But I figured no one is going to
steal
Henry!”
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Louisiana:
A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying… “When the end of the
world
comes I hope to be in Louisiana.” When asked why, he replied he’d
rather
be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 years later
than in the rest of the civilized world.
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South Carolina:
The young man from South Carolina came running into the store and said
to
his buddy, “Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking
lot!”
Bubba replied, “Did you see who it was?
“The young man answered, “I couldn’t tell but I got the license
number.”
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Tennessee:
A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper
asked,
“Got any ID?” The driver replied, “Bout whut?”
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North Carolina:
A man in North Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the
road
and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one
behind
it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied the
scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back.
He asked the fellow what the problem was.
The man replied, “I have a flat tire.”
The passerby asked, “But what’s with the flowers?”
The man responded, “When you break down they tell you to put flares in
the
front and flares in the back! I never did understand it neither.”
ADDED: Just so you know, I’m from Georgia. We do laugh occasionally.
cathorsec, i guess there’s nothing funny happening in Mississippi,lol
rangedog, go ahead

jonthepain answers:
After their eleventh child was born, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, so the husband went to his doctor and told him they didn’t want to have any more children.
The doctor explained that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could solve the problem. He instructed the husband to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten.
The husband said to the doctor, “I may not be the smartest man, doc, but I sure don’t see how puttin’ a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is gonna help.”
Thinking it might be a good idea for them to get a second opinion, the couple drove to Georgia. The doctor there was just about to explain the procedure for a vasectomy when he realized they were from Alabama. Instead, he told the man to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten.
Figuring that both doctors couldn’t be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He then held the can up to his ear and started to count, “1, 2, 3, 4, 5 … “, at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand …

Sharon asks…
Im 16, can i carry a 12 guage in my/my friends truck?
me and my friends are gonna be hunting this season and he is 17 and has his license (not permit)
say i wanted to go with him and wanted to bring a shotgun,
1 – is it legal for a 16 and 17 year old to be driving around with shotguns that are legally registered to our parents in the truck in North Carolina
2 – if a cop pulls us over for say a speeding and we do what were supposed to do and tell him we have firearmse in the car, what kind of trouble could we get into?

jonthepain answers:
Both you and your parents will go to jail. Shotguns are only used to hunt ducks. If it is not duck season and you do not have a license you can be assumed to be conducting illegal activities. You are underage and in possession of a firearm. Getting caught will ruin your life. No one will hire you because you will become a felon. Forget guns and get new friends.
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